Em00 n00z3 SuRv1s

November 97

Munday, Novvimber 17, 1997

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EMOO N00Z3 SURV1S EXPOZEZ LAMUR THEER IZ THIZ SYTE ON AOL KALLED EMU NEWZ (STOOPID NAYME) WHOO LYKES TO PUT DOWN MYY PAG3, WELL FUKK YOO AZZHOLE!!! YOO KALL MEE A LAMUR, HAH LOOK WHOOZ ON AOL YOU STOOPID KOCK, AND YOO REEFORRED 2 THAT GUY ON YOR RELOAD.HTML AS A LAMUR SEVURAL TYMEZ, FUKK YOO HAVE NO RITE TO CALL NE1 A LAMOR, YOR THEE BIGGUST DUMBBEST KOCKFUKK ON THE EMOO SEEN, ALL YOR PAYGE DUZ IZ BRINNG LAME ASS STOOPID AOL FUKS HERE, YOR PAGE IZZA 'LAMMER MAGNIT' AND YOO SAY LAMURZ ARE BRINGEENG THE SCEEN DOWN, WELL LOOK WHOOZ BRINGEENG THEM HAIR... EXACTLEE YOO!!! SO SHUT DA FUKK UP ABOWT CALLIN UTHERZ LAMERZ, YOR LAMUR #1.

--- SINCEERLEE JIM FAGIT (THATZ MEE JIM FAGGOT, EYE RUNN EMOO N00Z3)

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Sunnday, N0vembor 16, 1997

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EYE KNOWW I HAV N0T UPDATID IN LUK TENN DAYZ MY COMPYOOTUR WUZ NOT WERKING, WHEN I TOURNED THE POWUR SWITCH ON THU COMPYOOTOR TV SCREEEN WOZ BLANK AND I EEVIN TRYD THE REM0TE KUNTROL BUT IT ONLY WAS CHANGEENG THE CABLE B0X ON THE TV?@#%?@# SO EYE TO0K THE H0LE COMPYOOTIR TO SEERZ WHEER I BOTT IT THEY SEDD THAT THU SWITCH ON THE COMPYOOTER SCREEN WUZ OFF... WHUT THE FUKK IZ THAT? OH WELL I COOLDNT HAV FIXXED IT NE-WAYZ AND IT ONLEE C0ST ME THREE HUNDRID DOLLERZ.

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XNES VERSHUN POINT 4D FOR LINUXX RELEESED! UMMM... WHUTZ A LINUXX? IZ THAT A ROM?

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C0OLNES VERSHUN POINT 4D8 RELEESED FOR AMIGA! WTF IZZA AMEEGA?... THAT ANUTHER ROM?

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FELLOW .THURDEE1 RELEEZED! AHH THIZ IZ AN AMEEGA EMYOOLAYTUR! NOW ALL EYE NEED IZ THAT AMEEGA ROM, KAN SOM1 SEND IT 2 M3!!@#%^!@#

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CALLUS .22 RELEESED ADDZ SUPPORT 4 6 NEW GAMEZ! UMMMM THIZ FUKKING EMYOOLATOR STILL DUZNT WERK, ARG, REED BEELOW FOR NOVUMBER 6, NUTHING RUNZ ON THIZ THING!@#^%@# BUTT IT WILL RUN SUMDAY SO KAN SUM1 SEND ME CALLUS.NES SO EYE KAN HAV IT 4 LATUR, PLEEZE!

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Thorsday, Novembur 6, 1997

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SORREE 4 NOTT UPDATEENG 4 A WEEK I HAV BEN KALLING AOL 4 LYK3 A WEEK N I WUZZINT ABEL TO KUNNECT COZ IT WUZ 2 BIZZY, BUT N0W I M BAK N THIS WILL BEE L33TUR THEN EVUR!!!!!!!!!

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CALLUZ VERSHUN POINT 2TEE WUN IZ OWT EYE DONT KNOW WHUT BL0ODLUST WOZ THEENKING, TH1Z EMOOLADUR STILL DUZ NOT WERK!!#@#$%* EYE DUBBEL KLICK ON CALLUS.EXE BUT IT JUST SHUTZ D0WN??? WHUT GIVZ HERE, SH33SH! IT SEZ WHUT IT PLAYZ BUT IT DONT PLAY EM! HER3 IZ A PIK OF IT...

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SEE IT JUZT SEZ ITZ FINISH3D!!$&#

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ZSNES .2O1 RELEESED! THIZ EMOOLATIONATOR FINULLY WERX, WHEN EYE DUBBLE KLIK ON ZSNES.EXE IT HAZ A MENYOO AND YOO KAN EEZILLY OPEN GAMEZ FRUM THIZ, SO ITZ GO0D NOW N THEY FINULLY GUT IT 2 WERK!

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PAROWDIUZ.COM IZ DOWN! I DONT EVIN KNOW WHOT THIZ PLAC3 WOZ, I WENT THERE WUNCE TO SUM ARCHEEK RUNS PLACE BUT IT WUZ REELY KUNFEWZING TO FOLLOW?